Wednesday, May 18, 2011

I admit it…I hate gay people. (by Scott Walkeresque)

My fellow Wisconsinites,

I feel liberated today as I finally found the courage to trounce upon the liberties of others.  In a nation that extols the freedom of personhood and the pursuit of happiness, I celebrate in exercising those foundational pillars myself to take them away from a select group of people, a sub-class if you will, the gay people.

You see, late last Friday, I told a judge to stop defending Wisconsin's domestic partner registry in court.  I did so because I believe it is unconstitutional.  It grants too many privileges to same-sex couples like the right to visit each other in hospitals, make end-of-life decisions, and inherit each other’s property.  Those privileges look a lot like the privileges that go along with heterosexual marriage, and as we all know, gay marriage goes against our Wisconsin State Constitution.  That is why I firmly believe that such privileges to same-sex couples are unconstitutional.

With that being said, some might object that I represent gay people too and that I should be out for their best interests and what is right, regardless of what constitutions say.  Touché!  Well played.  But this is where it gets sticky.  You see, you’re right.  I’m just using the constitution to get my way without saying what I really think.  Constitutions were never meant to be rock-binding.  They are changeable.  For heaven’s sake, look at all of our amendments!  I could simply fight to change the constitution to include same-sex partner rights (even allow same-sex marriage) by throwing in some amendments.  Or I could continue what Gov. Doyle did and just allow the domestic partner registry to be defended in court.  But [and now I’ll use my warm, comforting tone in a hushed murmur] I’ll tell you the truth.  I don’t like gay people.  Never have, never will.

Gay people have a lot going for them.  They eat like you and I.  They also sleep, talk, walk, run, write, read, work, wear clothes, own property, listen to music, go to school, have friends, dance, have preferences, fall in love, get hurt, have fun, and much much more just like you and I.  On the surface, they look and act like absolutely normal people.  But they aren’t.  You see, when it comes to those private times when no one should really care about what one does, they like to play with private parts that are the same as their own.  Oh my god, how gross!  Can you believe that?!?!?  Well, I know that I shouldn’t care about that, but I can’t help it.  If I see someone on the street, I think to myself, “I want that person to play with DIFFERENT private parts!”  Why?  Because I am that self-centered to think that everyone should do just as I do.  And if they don’t do that, then they will not get certain privileges.  I will muscle my way into their lives and take all that I can away from them.  I don’t want people to be different from me.  I want them to be the same no matter the cost or hurt to them.  In fact, I feel so strongly about imposing my own egotistical beliefs upon others that next week I’m going to propose legislation to take away all rights of brussel sprout eaters.  They are so gross!  That is why anyone who eats them will have to leave the state to do so.

Others of you might say that getting rid of the domestic partner registry is just a way to pander to my conservative base.  I can see why you would say that, but in the end, I really admire the hatred of gay people from my fellow conservatives.  We just happily coincide on this issue.  I just love it when an issue that should be nothing more than trivial can move an enormously huge proportion of the electorate.  But it’s not trivial!  It is one the most important issues of our lifetime.  Nay, the history of the world!  The moral fabric of our society is ripping at the seams, and I anoint myself as the hero to save the world, or at least our state.  Pandering to my base…like I would even consider that…

I hate gay people.  It feels so good to get that off my chest and let you know exactly why I told the judge to stop defending the domestic partner registry in court.

Your absolutely humble and straight servant,
Scott Walkeresque

238 comments:

  1. I sincerely hope this is a joke. I'll admit i dont care much about fighting for gay rights and such, but thats mainly because i dont like politics. The reason i don't like politics is because it is full of dogmatic, irrational, traditional idiots like you. Whether you like the idea of their behavior or not, there is no reason not to accept them and grant them simple rights. Fuck the constitution, it was made by fallible human beings who were simply acting on what they had been taught. Not every belief we are taught while growing up is true. Here in the mid-west it is common to have prejudice against gay people, that's what we're brought up around. That doesn't make it right. Fuck traditions, and fuck morals. Stop being so god damn narrow-minded and learn to think for yourself. Evaluated situations not based solely on what was done in the past, but on logic and reason. Homosexuals don't harm anything, and your basis for hating them is what they do, not who they are, which is a serious flaw. I am not what i do, and you are not what you do, we often do things that are contradictory to each other. For example, I am not a thief if i have ever once bought something. You could only say that, i have committed theft. You are generalizing, terribly i might add. To hate someone based on sexual preference, only boasts ignorance. So i really don't understand why you are so happy to admit you hate gay people. And are you fucking retarded? saying they dont deserve to visit each other in hospitals in situations where only married people can. If you can provide one good reason for that, other than it's the ignorant-ass law which you dogmatically follow, then i'll grant you that. But you can't if someone visits someone in a hospital, no harm can be done, to anyone. I honestly could go on for awhile but i'll stop here, still amazed by the audacity and boldness of your ignorance. I just really hope that this whole post was a joke.

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    1. to each is own! fucking the constitution over, well if it werent for those fallible human beings allowed you to live on this country my dear...maybe your approach is a little wrong. i have nothing against homosexuality i just think its gross, and there is something "unnatural" about it simply because this does not allow human beings to procreate, we've seen this sexual attraction not just within our species but with others as well, and when i mean natural i just simply mean that there is not biological purpose for homosexuality. i beleive its genetic and i also beleive that it can be fixed.

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    2. As opposed to dogmatic, irrational, liberal idiots?
      Look, politics in America is a religion. Progressives, commies, conservatives, neo-cons, etc. are all a bunch of fucking creepy idiots.

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    3. Why should they change if it makes them happy (You can´t, i tried)?. just becuase you think it´s gross. nice going seriously

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    4. A lot of things make me happy, but that doesn't make it right or legal. I like heroin, pot, snorting pills and looking @ teen girls but is anyone tolerant of that? Why do I need to accept the gay thing? because it makes them happy! Well, than everyone needs to accept what I like too

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    5. You called this man narrow minded because he does not agree with gay rights? Last I checked that has become an unpopular opinion. Oh you have to brown nose the gays, brown nose the Muslims and other cultures because of fear of revolt. The man ho wrote this article I commend him. This isn't just a gay persons country, a Muslims country, a black mans country etc. It's all of ours. Everybody has a right to there own opinion of each other. No matter what people will judge each other that is life. If its not orientation or skin color it's something else. I personally don't hate the actual gay person, the actual race of another or anybody's lifestyle. I hate these simpleton people who protest about every little fucking thing. I hate that if a gay man were to hit a straight man and the straight man knocks him out it is a hate crime. I hate if a white person defended himself in a 3 on 1 situation against a group of mexicans it's a hate crime. I hate how some vegetarians try to boycott food they don't like. I hate how some vegetarians think I am a bad person because I prefer my steaks etc. As much as all of you complaining protesters in every category and more that I mentioned want to act like you are treated unfairly...We keep compromising are laws to better suit you're needs while simultaneously stripping away our own rights. For christ sake we are not even allowed to bring our own beer at OTL "Over The Line" "located in San Diego" this year, because people who do not agree with alcohol had to take that privilege away from us. They already forced a law where we cannot drink alcohol at any beach or public park years ago. So as far as I'm concerned this man who dislikes faggots and dikes has every right to.

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    6. AntisocialMisanthropicPessimist, fuck you for callin' all those people fuckin' creepy. You're such a damn liar who's bitter at the world. If you're really that biased against people who are different from you, then why don't you just kill yourself?

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    7. This is not a real person it is someone making fun of Scott Walker. It's not a person's views but what a person thinks Walker thinks so stop yelling at the poster.

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  2. Barry, I think this post is satire. It's meant to ridicule a particular position.

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    1. Im tired of all this gay crap. I think it should be illegle

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    2. Finally someone agrees with me

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    3. And there's the redneck prick who can't spell "illegal", who hates on gays because they're gay.

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    4. Screw satire! It's for losers.

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    5. I think we should fix this crap once and forever and rename marriage.

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  3. "fuck traditions and fuck morales" good way to live life huh?.. And if you're going to live a liberal way of life then you can't say, "Are you fucking retarted?" Because if you can say that then i can say "faggot" and call people fucking gay all i want without liberals getting mad.

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    1. Your vulgar language shows your true character.

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  4. ok, good to know. lol

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  5. It is a nice way to live. Instead generalizing everything with arbitrary rules. And i wouldnt classify myself as a liberal, i say faggot and gay all the time, its just as stupid to ban words regardless of context. I could give a fuck if you say faggot as long as its intention is not to degrade someone because of their way of life. And if that was your intention i wouldnt get mad about it, i may try to talk some sense into you, if that doesnt work i will simply regard as ignorant. No getting mad necessary. Also, "morales" is not a word, "morale" (pronounced More-Al) is a word, but it does not mean the same as moral (pronounced more-ull).

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  6. Amen, Critically Pissed. This is obviously a sarcastic post that was meant to ridicule the point of view held by those who are against granting gays the same rights as heterosexuals. Honestly, I think this post is a good mockery of those who hold the point of view, and it is funny in a way. But the not-funny part is that for whatever reasons, there really are people out there who hold views similar if not identical to this.
    And Barry - You must be intuitive enough to realize this IS a joke. Anyone who cannot see that is a little too thick, in my opinion.

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  7. Barry, your comment is just plain stupid especially coming from a student. You do not use faggot and gay all the time in your conversations and you know it. So, how many times have you used these words in one of your classes? ZERO! How many times have you used them in a conversation with either your mom or dad. "Hey mom, take your faggot ass and go get me a piece of cake." "Hey dad, you are so fucking gay faggot." ZERO! So don't bring that lame argument here that you use these words all the time. Of course you may use them with your friends, but you do not use them all the time. Like everyone else you censor your language because you know deep down inside that these are NEGATIVE words!!!! So keep it real dude.

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  8. There are no such things as negative words. Only words interpreted negatively. I use them amongst friends and those who I believe will not interpret it as such. Censorship and speaking wisely so as not to unnecessarily sever relationships, are two very different things. I do not censor myself. Words are fucking words. Who gives a shit. To a random stranger I will say any words i feel like, if they are offended then that is a fault of their one. I will degrade someone for who they are, but i will speak harmless words, and expect that they be interpreted properly.

    And other anonymous, i admit i shouldve known. I had my suspicions but i wasnt sure this site could be used in that way, and i know that there are unfortunately people out there who would write something similar in seriousness.

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  9. Ok I hate gay people too because they go against nature,there is a reason there is male and female.
    I would also like to say to whomever wrote this,use simpler words dude.What you wrote was hard to read.

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    1. Simple Words for Simple [Stupid] People

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    2. I don't think you know the meaning of the word nature. If the human being does it, it is natural. There is no such thing as un-natural. Stop acting like you have the right to say what love is and how people should only love who you want them to love.

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    3. Male and female reproduce to keep the human race going, male and male or female and female are impossible to do so, it drives human to extinction, do you think this is natural? "If the human being does it, it is natural" WOW you just blew my mind with this statement, do you have a brain? So are you saying Beastilia, Necrophilia are natural because some humans did it,and you agree to let them marry a dog? a goat? even a dead body? because they claim to have a fucking right and it's so called love? Geez so many retarded people on this earth and I am not Person. So tired of these oh they have the right to love whatever they want blah blah blah bullshit

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    4. Technically , going against my actual feelings , the sexual preferences I was born with is the unnatural thing. If I am born loving women and not men, that is how I am, that is the natural, untampered with preference of my body. To go against that, and be in straight relationship would be the unnatural thing. To try and change my NATURAL preference, what comes NATURALLY to me is unnatural.

      And even if you disagree with that, and still think homosexuals are "unnatural", treatment for illnesses is unnatural, nature made diseases and if left to nature they will kill you. Still hate everything unnatural or is that really just a half arsed excuse to hate homosexuality?

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    5. It is possible for a man to get pregnant. Some men at least. There are articles about a man who had three children. All born perfectly healthy. You can't say that It's impossible now. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2019579/Worlds-pregnant-man-Thomas-Beatie-unveils-muscular-body-3-babies.html

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    6. Yo dawg the Earth is overpopulated as hell the only reason there are so many people able to be supported is because of modern agriculture

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  10. Yeah, gays killed the dinosaurs

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  11. Use simpler words? Maybe you hate gays because your a dumbass.

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    1. I hate gays becuase they go against nature. There are genders for a reason, did you know that? maybe in the future, stupid morons will marry animals. *facepalm*

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  12. I love this post! Well done. END THE HOMOSEXUAL TYRANNY!

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  13. A dumbass?I bet u didn't even understand half of what's written here.When you talk back,make sure your not confusing who your talking to with yourself.
    How sad it must be for u to have sunken this low that you pin labels on people u dont even know.
    I happen to have gone to one of the best and most expensive schools in my country,and I bet my grades are higher than you'll ever hope to achieve.A straight "A" student i was.Didnt it occur to you that I may be foreign,cause I am.

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    1. No one actually cares except you, like the satirical perspective shown above - you are very self-centered

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    2. Letters dont mean shit. People will only respect you for what you do for the society as a whole that makes a difference .NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DAMN SCHOOL GRADES.

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  14. I smell pants on fire. Poor vocabulary and poor writing do not equal straight A student at a top university. Write a little better, then come back to the table and try to argue why males should only be with males (and also the same with female-female). Appeal to nature doesn't cut it because homosexual behavior exists in many species, among other reasons.

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    1. Yea most of these behaviors are "dominance" doesn't mean they are gay.
      And dominance is used to assert position above another. Doesn't mean they outright love the same sex. I hate when people push this gay animal be. Its like they think they know what they are talking about.

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  15. Maybe you didn't notice that I said "I'm foreign" as in English is not my first language.

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  16. Person, that's a terrible argument for your views on homosexuality ;)

    Try again.

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  17. Yeah ,I guess I should probably stay quite.........

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  18. Sounds like a good plan, Person, since you have yet to come up with anything that looks like an argument. Silence is all you have.

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  19. The fact is that there is no good argument for why homosexual people should ever be treated differently than anyone else. People are afraid of difference and that is the only reason why this issue is even an issue. The masses need to be more educated to know that being different is not an argument for discrimination.

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    1. I agree people should be treated fairly no matter what they like or dislike. But again when others decisions affect people in such a way what else are you expecting. And yes homosexuality effects MANY people positive or negatively.

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  20. I don't care if someone is gay. I just wish that the world wouldn't try to shove homosexuality down my throat and the throats of our youth.

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  21. There is a fine line between love and hate, and Im sure your hating cause your as you would say "faggot" Well let me just clarify some aspects for you...You and your companions who feel the same way, I hope and pray you dont have a gay child. Where do you think Gay people come from to guys, to women, no I think its mainly from strait people...
    On another note; Why are you even writing about it. Are you that unconfident in yourself, or just ignorant...it know and belive it is the latter. Your hate is against the law and let me Quote "A hate group is an organized group or movement that advocates and practices hatred, hostility, or violence towards members of a race, ethnicity, religion, gender, sexual orientation or other designated sector of society. According to the US Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) hate groups have a "primary purpose is to promote animosity, hostility, and malice against persons belonging to a race, religion, disability, sexual orientation, or ethnicity/national origin which differs from that of the members of the organization" FROM THE AMERICAN CONSTITUTION. you sir have just broke the law...... You are just foolish and down right stupid...

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    1. Uh, who are you talking to? The OP was being highly sarcastic, if you didn't notice. The OP is on your side.

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    2. Dumbass doesn't know a satire. Probably doesn't even know if he is gay or not.

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    3. Satire's for losers.

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  22. What I don't get is that there are a ton of people out there who really hate homosexuality. They just hate it that other people engage in homosexuality. Why does it bother them so much? Why do they feel that everyone must follow the exact same path they follow? If I like vanilla ice cream, I don't go around demanding that everyone else like vanilla ice cream. Let people be different and be happier for doing so. Those people who spend a lot of mental energy hating something like homosexuality when it doesn't really affect them must lead very angry, miserable lives.

    People need to stop worrying about what other people do so much and focus more on enjoying their own lives.

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  23. Since when has equal marriage rights for the homosexual community been a top priority for western countries such as America, Australia, etc? Why don't we all focus on the bigger issues of unemployment, health care and education first? Making sure everyone (regardless of ethnicity, sexuality, etc) has something to eat and the resources to learn. In my opinion, all the hysteria surrounding "gay marriage" and "equal rights" is just a distraction from the real social issues that should be dealt with by politicians. Yes, the gay community are humans but this is not the 1950's, most communities in the world have come to the realisation that gay people do exist and do contribute to the community. I do not hate gay people, but you can not deny they are different.Everybody on earth is different. It is pointless to argue otherwise. Do they deserve marriage rights? Honestly, I do not care and neither should the rest of the population. Let us all focus on the real social issues here.

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  24. you just said: "You see, when it comes to those private times when no one should really care about what one does" - IT IS PRIVATE, RIGHT? SO WHAT THEIR PRIVACY CHANGES YOUR LIFE? REALLY? YOUR PRIVACY DOESNT CHANGE ANYTHING ON MY (I AM GLAD ABOUT THAT)
    You sad too: " they are normal people like you" THE ONLY REASON THAT YOU HAVE PEOPLE HATE HOMOSEXUALS IS BECAUSE THEY ONLY LOOK THE SEX PART...FINE I GET THAT YOU THINK IS GROSS. I THINK ANAL SEX IS GROSS..BUT COME ON! LOVE, RELATIONSHIP AND COMMITMENT ISN'T JUST ABOUT SEX.
    I think people who has problem with homosexual have something mysterious about them...maybe they are homosexuals or they have sex problems...JUST SAYING!
    I'm foreign too and I don't give a s*** what do you think about my English at least I have a first, second and third leagues.

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  25. Is anon 4:37 taking the OP as being serious? Who knows.

    Go here: http://criticallypissed.blogspot.com/2012/06/i-hate-gay-people-is-often-googled.html

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  26. Funny, you make a good point but you forget one thing: "playing with someone's privates" is NOT THE SAME as "marriage". Hey, if you want to be gay, go ahead, its none of my business... JUST DONT ASK THE GOVERNMENT TO SANCTION IT.

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  27. Anon 2:07, why should we ask the government to sanction man-woman marriage then?

    You apparently have some problem with homosexuality if you don't want gay/lesbian couples asking to married. That's the point of the post. The only reason people don't want gay/lesbian couples to marry, at root, is that they do not like them. It's a dumb reason.

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  28. Because Man-Woman is the right way of marriage! It is the natural way of marriage. Gosh, just learn it you people. Cinse the beginning, there were males and females. They had sex to make babies. There was no such thing as two males having sex. I don't know where this .... came from. The reason why straights hate Gays is because it is a natural hate. Guess what, penguins have gays too, furthermore, lions and helephants have gays too. But what they do to them? Penguins kill them and so do lions and helephants. Not to say that I want to do the same, of course not, i am just explaining how it is in the wild.


    My own opinion about gays is that, I don't think its right. I just don't. IT IS NOT NATURAL FOR A MAN TO HAVE SEX WITH A MAN! And also, one of the reasons that piss the crap out of me is that why would they show theis gayness on the parades etc? If you are, just sit at home and fuck your buddy.
    Why would you show it to other people?

    P.S Go to wikipedia, type in, "gays". it will say that it is a genetal disorder. So , please people, stop saying that gays are normal.

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    1. You are a genital disorder. Grow up and be more accepting of people who are not you.

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    2. It hurts me to know that people are not accepting as they used to be. Fuck off.

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    3. You're pretty stupid. Anyone can put anything on wikipedia. Not everything on wikipedia is true you dumb fuck

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  29. Directed at anon 10:57.

    "Gosh, just learn it you people." The famous words for someone who has no argument and irrationally hates gay people for some unknown reason. Are you Scott Walker?

    It is a "natural hate?" That's stupid. Appealing to nature is not an argument at all, for anything. We do tons of (acceptable) things that are not "part of nature," like brushing our teeth with fluoride toothpaste, surgeries of all kinds, medicines of all kinds, wearing clothes, using computers... Are you prepared to say that all those things are wrong because they are not a part of nature?

    Yes, procreation requires a sperm and an egg. But procreation has nothing to do with marriage. Marriage is a human invention, and we can invent it to be whatever we want. You certainly cannot make it a prerequisite that the two partners have to procreate because many married heterosexual couples choose not to procreate. You certainly cannot make it a prerequisite that the two partners CAN procreate because many married heterosexual couples CANNOT have babies for whatever reason. So marriage cannot be about procreation in whatever form.

    So fess up. You just hate gays because you hate gays. There's no real reason. You're just a hateful person. Let's hope that you don't want to kill gays...

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  30. God does not make mistakes. It's a reason he created man and woman. Gay people are just of the devil. Don't care what the hell you all want to say. How can you fuck a man in the same hole that shit comes from.

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    1. God obviously does make mistakes. He made you to believe some shithead things. Your hate makes you the devil.

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    2. Gay people just sickens me I don't hate them I just think they need there on planet to live gay and discusting

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  31. The Bible states that men should not lie wih men. In other words lie with men if you want to, you'll be taking a one way trip to hell. -(name is me if you want to send a message that is for me)

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    1. ok fine,see you down there for being such a homophobic bastard.

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    2. ^Get the hell off of here if you hate what he or she posted.

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  32. WOW. One thing is abundantly clear. People who hate gays are the real problem having to do with anything revolving around this debate. Americans are so arrogant and intolerant that it is no wonder American is on the decline. Good luck sliding down because you're sliding fast!

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  33. Chick-fil-a just celebrated a day of INTOLERANCE and had a record-breaking sales day. This country is SO sad.

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    1. We need more intolerance-tolerance of abominations leads to anarchy.

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  34. I'm not sure which is more sad; Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day, or the fact that people are still incapable of detecting sarcasm.

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  35. Gay's are people who are mental . SIMPLE

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  36. We ain't going anywhere so get over it lol u got to be gay to hate us that bad

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  37. I believe this is a joke, and even if it isn't, you all should calm the fuck down. Chill out and learn to laugh, because one persons opinion wont change your life forever.

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    1. Not true. One person's opinion can pave the way to gay rights. The Civil Rights Movement was not popular. This will be the same deal. Gays just are not going to stop. "We are people to!" they say, "We deserve happiness, love, and a way to have children."
      Maybe the government will start paying for their unnaturally born children. This I say has gone to far. Stop waving your dick around and asking for marriage, and take your god forsaken Civil Union so you can save us from a lot of bullshit you spew.

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    2. One can only assume that the reason you care so much about this is because you have a fascination with homosexuality. Are you sure you don't swing that way? There's no shame in it.

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  38. For a second I thought this post was legit, but then I realized he was just kidding. What a relief. It's kind of funny, now that I go back and reread it.

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  39. I wish this post was real because I am sick of all the faggots that I have had the displeasure to know. Fuck them all in the ass...wait they like that sick disgusting shit. All they are are a bunch of women with a male anatomy. The gay men act like women and the women act like men. Post all the negative comments you want in response to this I am already gone and don't care about your faggot loving ways to return to this website.

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    1. It sounds like you're trying to come out of the closet.

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  40. The comment section is a cesspool of inaccuracies and stupidity.

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  41. I loathe gay people they think the world owe them something.

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  42. I loathe straight people they think the world is only for them.

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    1. Heterophobia

      Unreasoning prejudice against heterosexuals or their sexuality, the LGBT equivalent of reverse racism, and the inverse of homophobia. Commonly manifested as a disgust with the very idea of straight sexuality and/or reproduction, it copies the prejudices of homophobia, including the idea that straightness is unnatural, or unhealthy, or can somehow be "cured." Frequently paired with prejudice towards the opposite sex, this is surprisingly common in the LGBT community, but is often not addressed, due to concerns of political correctness.

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  43. I don't understand why a man/woman would be interested in the same sex. For every white there's black. For every left there's a right. For every beautiful, there's ugly. For every up, there's a down. For every man there is a woman.

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  44. This is a simple argument between two opposing views (usually generalized by progressive society vs. Religion). Since progressives seek... well... progress, and it is completely understandable why the gay rights issue is such an enigma. Why not give them the same rights??? They're just people. Quite frankly, there is no argument against this. Religion is based on faith and tradition. Since neither faith nor tradition can hold a smigeon of an argument in most cases involving government (separation of church and state), there is no real reason for gays to be barred from obtaining the same rights as heterosexuals. If you're religious and you wish to argue the validity of homosexuality, do it in a christian forum where you can debate from doctrine to doctrine. Debating homosexuality within religious context is something you CAN do. You do not, however, stand a chance in arguing political points when you bring out the Bible, creationism, or God. You can't validate your argument using any of these. You simply can't.

    I'm a Christian, myself, and even I realize that, my personal religious views aside, there is no reason for homosexuals to be denied the same privileges heterosexuals have. So, unless you have religious background, the gay rights issue looks rather rediculous. I understand why it's such a heated topic. Anyone who doesn't have religious views simply sees inequality. Inequality is simply injustice. An egregious injustice within a society that most people endeavor to move forward in. Conquer stereotypes and right the wrongs. That is what progress is about. Who can blame them for such a view?

    On a personal note, I'm really tired of seeing all the people using the Bible like an all-mighty sword of anti-gay justice. I swear, It's an eye-sore to see "Christians" use more hateful words, intolerant speech and all around lack of tact than anyone else (don't get me started on the lack of grammar). Christianity isn't supposed to reflect hate. However, more people in the world have suffered more oppression from what should have been "love" than anything else. "I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ." - Ghandi

    Pardon me if I went off on another tangent. I just hope some might read this before they make fools out of themselves. I enjoy this satirical piece. I didn't enjoy how many people missed the satire.

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    1. Your point is well taken and appreciated. Why aren't more Christians like you?

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    2. I was raised to think for myself and never let someone else do it for me. Blind intollerance is not something a Christian should indulge in regardless of their personal religious views. Love should be shown first and foremost. Forgive the sermon because I don't mean to preach, but I feel that many Christians miss the point. The Bible basically says that you can do all the right things and follow all the rules, but if you don't have love, then you do not know God. For God is love. Therefore, "you shall know them by their fruits". If people only identify Christianity with judgmental, arrogant, hateful, narrow-minded, self-centered and hypocritical pricks, I can definitely see what kind of "Christians" there are out there. Congratulations on missing the whole point of Christianity, guys. I know why the world can't stand us. We are so unlike our Christ.

      Once again, I apologize if none of this was relevant to the original post. I appreciate and respect the views of those who support this piece, but I simply hope that some of my fellow "Christians" will read my comments and think twice before misrepresenting their own religion. I apologize for their rudeness as well.

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    3. why are you apologizing for us? we are just following what the bible says. Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, 1 Corinthians 6:9

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    4. It's like you didn't even read my comment. I said you cannot use the Bible to validate your positions in a political argument. I'm a Christian and I know very well what those verses say. To non-believers, those words are simply what they appear to be. Words. Nothing more and nothing less. It takes faith in the Bible for those words to take on a greater meaning. You're arguing from a viewpoint that is your own. That's why I'm apologizing for us. Our beliefs are not their's. Therefore, those texts are meaningless.

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    5. what, truth is not truth anymore? if it's true, it doesn't matter what kind of argument i'm giving. it sounds like you are ashamed of the truth.

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    6. Ashamed of what I believe? No. Ashamed that you project your beliefs on those who don't believe as you? Completely. I understand and know the truth. However, I don't expect others who don't believe like I do to accept what I do as truth. It's true to you and I based on our beliefs. If they do not believe, it is not truth to them. You seem to forget that the way you view reality does not coincide with everyone in the world. Some people live in a reality that says if they die in order to kill the "infidel", they earn a place in paradise. You could try all your life to convince them otherwise, but that is their truth. That is their reality. You cannot expect your truth to be everyone else's truth (regardless of whether it is true or not). For those who don't have religion, your truth simply appears to be narrow-mindedness and ignorance. You're missing my point again and again.

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    7. 8:31, I'm not 7:55, but I have to say that I question what kind of Christian you really are. You make it sound like you really are against homosexuality because that's the position in the Bible, but that you don't want to express that view at all because others do not accept the Bible. But if Christ preached to let our light shine and to preach the Word to all nations, it would seem that you would say what you believe so that others can hear. If they do not agree, then so be it. But at least you are speaking the Truth, which isn't just your truth or the Christian's truth. Truth is truth for all. Right? If it is not, as you seem to be saying, then your Christianity isn't really Christianity.

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    8. I understand how my comments make it appear that way and I apologize if that's how you've understood them. However, Christianity does not hold a reputation for shining the light of Truth in today's society, but is known more for it's hypocrisy and intolerance. Ask any non-believer what how they view Christians and you'll most likely get a variety of answers, but none of them being the definition of Christ-like. You're correct when you say that truth is the truth. However, how a Christian chooses to share that truth is important. So many Christians speak the truth with a voice of condemnation. Christ spent His time amongst the least of these without a word of condemnation, but with words of hope. I express my opinion on homosexuality, but I condemn no one. I know what the Bible says and I agree with it completely. I believe in it.

      However, my original point was that you cannot use the Bible in a political argument. I'm sorry if I've offended.

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    9. Lawl . You probably not even Christian. Lets face it ppl just play the Christian card trying to make it look like they know no. Something. When in reality you made urself look stupid. I'll huge y by ur fruit and tell u you not . if God made Adam and eve. Gays didn't even exist. They just came out of no where cuz The devil will always do the opposite of God

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  45. If this isn't a joke. Go burn in hell, you bastard. Tell me this: Where in bible does it say, that if a man or a man, or a women or a women are together; that they shouldn't be treated as equals. It never does, I haven't read the bible. But I know this: The bible is fake, god isn't real; and heaven isn't real. Plus, this how I think "god" would see people. "Oh he/she doesn't believe in me?" "Oh well i guess he/she is missing out". Not "He/she doesn't believe in me?" "BURN IN HELL". If god was real; he'd want everyone to be happy, even gays and lesbians. So fuck off.

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    1. In the bible god destroyed a whole city because they were practicing homosexuality. In fact god destroyed 2 city's for this. They were called Sodom and Gomorrah. Guess where the word sodomy comes from.
      I do believe most everyone should respect other peoples wishes on what they do but when it effects their families and their way of life what do you expect. I know I wouldn't want my children watching and learning from all the garbadge you see on TV and in the news.

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    2. Cuz God is real he'll let wht u just said slide. Cuz God is real he'll come back and collect all those that believe. Cuz God is real you'll. Pay on judgment day. Cuz God is real free will is tolerated. Cuz God is real a person by the name of Jesus Christ did come to earth and paid for ur sins. Cuz God is just he wont kill all gays cus many hve changed there ways.

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  46. Listen here i have a cousin who is lesbian and you think i hate her? NO! look everyone should be treated equally! and theres nothing you can say to change that. it even says in the bible that you should treat people equally even gay people!

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  47. When two gay men deliver a baby from one of their asses or a woman shoots semen into her partners vagina will I accept that they are entitled to have marriage. Take a Civil union and stop boohooing.

    Next they will demand government pays their IVF so they can have kids.

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  48. You have a problem.... Gay people are people like everyone else, we deserve all the rights straight people get! If you want to discriminate against someone because of a characteristic of their lives than maybe we should bring back misogynism and slavery... So thanks but fuck you!!!

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  49. I don't like homosexuality, but I have nothing against homosexual people. It's just that I don't understand it, nor do I expect to. I do not treat gay people any differently than straight people, I respect them as people and refuse to hate them because of who they are attracted to. I believe they should have the same rights because in the end they are people like anybody else, not monsters that deserve to be persecuted. While it is true there are a select few gay people that I do dislike it is not because of what they believe but how they express their beliefs. I try not too force (for lack of better words) upon other people who do not share them and yes I don't like it when people do this to me. So yes, I do not like homosexuality, but I don't look down upon someone for something they cannot change, and I hope other do not look down upon me for what I fail to understand.

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  50. WHO EVER WROTE THIS LIKE SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO GET A LIFE, gay people are not hurting anyone so why does a fuckin knobsack like you even care, shouldnt u be going out trying to score with hot chicks? when we all knows its really men that your attracted to but your too less of a man to have the balls to come out, cos ur too scared of what closed minded people will think.

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    1. I guess you missed the satire. The OP is not actually against homosexuality if you read it closely.

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    2. A gay person was about to destroy my life because he wanted to hide his sexuality by sexually harassing me for a year to pretend that he is a straight man. GAY people are dangerous on society if they have the same mentality like my gay neighbor. Did I mention that I am harassed by his male sex-partner as well who is 70 years old?

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    3. You sound like a wank.

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    4. You are an idiot. Take as flattering and just say thanks but not interested.

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  51. Thank you for your post, I hate gays too only because I have had an experience with one. My next door neighbor (he is 60 years old and I am in mid 30s, a single mom with two minor kids) had been sexually harassing me since I moved in last year and I did not know he is a gay, the moment I figured that out because he acted abnormally one night, he sued me in court with stalking, trespassing and harassment (all fake criminal charges). How evil gay people are, this person wanted to destroy my life to hide his sexual identity and manipulate with my feelings. He is a pure evil.

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    1. Wow, you hate all gays based off your experience with one? Do you know why he kept it a secret? Because of people like you, who sit here and say things like he is 'a' gay. You make it sound like he isn't even a person.

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  52. Homosexuals are a plague to our society. They are first of all, proforming actions against the rules of nature. Secondly, they are preforming indecent acts against someone of their own sex. Thirdly, they are politically ripping our country from the seams. And the list goes on. If you look at some of the studies, there are some alarming facts about homosexuality and how bad it really is. Understand (most) of us who do not like homosexuality have specific reasons. One of my biggest concerns is the spread of HIV. When they have sex, they typicality penetrate the anal area, which is a breeding ground for STDs.

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    1. All of your reasons are pretty dumb. Face it - you just don't like homosexuality. That's fine. No one is making you like it. But respect what others choose to do. If the shoe was on the other foot, you would want the same. Otherwise, you are just being an arrogant, ignorant asshole.

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    2. None of those reasons are dumb. They are all VERY VALID REASONS TO WHY PEOPLE APPOSE HOMOSEXUALITY.and how is that so arrogant and ignorant. It seems to me like you are just being biased.

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    3. You have to be kidding me. The first case of hiv might
      Have been from a gay man, now look how many women are infected. You can get it as well and I do not wish that on you, maybe it will teach you a lesson! One you can't come back from.

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    4. You need to know, HI is found in heterosexual relations as well, not just homosexuality. And seriously? Ripping the country from its seams? Wow. And 'indecent acts against the same sex'? It's not indecent if the other person approves, I could call a lot of heterosexual things that are way more indecent than homosexuality.

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  53. Homosexuals don't exist. If they say they do they're faking it. This one time, a guy told me he was gay, and so I forced him to caress my titty, and he got a raging hard on. Men are all the same they want some cunt. Those lying assholes may be able to lie, cheat, and weasel, but in the end they can't go against billions of years of biology.

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    1. I think its all in their mind to be honest. Its that taboo feel to it. Makes it a drug.

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    2. I think I'm gay. Can you help me find out too?

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  54. Fuck you you brainwashed fucking fag You are NOT changing the constitution to include these ridiculous identity- disordered clowns.

    God you are stupid-the dumbing down of America folks right here with Barry shitshover who thinks the orifice for the elimination of waste is for inserting other objects. Fuck off you little faggot troll,

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    1. Oooh, it looked like someone just woke up on the wrong side of history and morality. It must hurt to be so ignorant. It must pain you to know that evolution is passing you by. To be so hateful is to be so obsolete.

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  55. This guy has completely lost it. I think you don't have any goal in life. Get a life pal, its precious.

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  56. It seems that you have lost it pal. Life is precious pal, go and get it. I see no difference between your thinking and thinking of islamic extremists. Have a goal.
    Live and let others live too.

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  57. Wow, I actually stumbled across this post looking for something else. The first 5 seconds of reading my mind was going'please be satire,please be satire' and *Thank God* it was. TO THE EXTREMIST COMMENTERS:I believe in God and Jesus,but homophobes and other biggots who call themselves 'Christians' have lead me to be quite reserved about who I share my faith with.I am pretty ashamed about my secrecy as I know that God would not want me to deny my belief in him,so please,if you are a hater who says that they are Christian,you are dragging the name of God through the mud and driving people away from Him in His name for your gains. I find it so sad that people confuse delusion with enlightenment. God surely does not want you to hate on other people,He didn't make you the judge,that is HIS job.All religion aside,how is it your business who is gay/etc? Chill out!

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  58. I just love the whole gay marriage rights crap going on right now when there are way more press I g matters like what is going on in Syria. Screw the %3 who think they are gay let's focus on not killing millions of people in another world war.The gay rights is a front for the people who are running this country and most of the new world. They want another war it gives them more power over us. This equal rights thing is useless to human freedom.

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  59. I'm gay......get over it.. . Life's too short people x

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  60. One day, people are going to look back and realize how stupid they look protesting against gat rights... They will look just as stupid as people who protested against blacks... Open your uneducated minds people!.. Gay people are here to stay,,,, and i might add,, they are amazing people!! All you haters need to take some tips from gay people.. FABULOUS

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  61. Kittens are preciousOctober 11, 2013 at 9:41 PM

    Omg wtf, People, the human race is not going to end because of LGBT, two men can adopt children or can have a female hold the baby for them and two women can adopt or they can have a baby. And someone define natural, because there are a lot of things that aren't natural, like butt, boob, and face implants. Oooo!!! Let's not forget about weave! Weave may be real hair but that didn't come from your scalp. Homosexuality is very much in nature, there are same sex animals raising their young and plus, Homosexuality is not something you can just drown in holy water, you were born that way. Just like heterosexuality, people don't just wake up and say "I'm straighter than vertical line" you feel in your heart that you like women/men, like gays. BEING GAY IS NOT A DECISION, AND ALL YOU HOMOPHOBICS ARE GONNA HAVE SUCK IT UP AND STFU BECAUSE THERE ARE MORE GAY PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD THAN YOU THINK. THIS IS A GREAT WAY TO LOSE RESPECT FROM PEOPLE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES LIVES BUT YOURS! YOU ARE YOU AND NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT RIGHT FROM YOU. Be nice to people and people will be nice back, BAM! Piece of cake. PS, those who think homosexual intercourse is gross, they probably think the same about heterosexual intercourse. Bye now :D

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  62. Natural? Are you kidding me ? Going against nature ? Female and male ? Well um...it's called HUMANS why does it matter if we're a different sex? We're all the same ...HOMOsapiens ....men and men can have sex ...just like women and women can and like women and men can...as long as you love that person ..it's fine plus not all women and men are to have sex.....and why reproduce ? If our human race gives us idiots , homophobic people ..whatever ..it's fine not to like homosexuals but at least respect them ..plus I'm gender queer :D I love being a boy and a girl

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    2. 6:18 & 4:25, please grow a pair. You must be adolescent pricks.

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  63. I spent the last 13 years as a gay man. In that time I have never encountered more abuse in my whole life. I have faced death three times yet that pales in comparison to the hell I have lived as a gay man. Did that abuse come from straight ppl? No...it came from gay men. I've been robbed twice, sexually assaulted, had one guy want to get into beastiality with me, I've been bullied, threatened...the list is endless. My mother now has depression because of the treatment metered out to me, my daughter at aged 25 cried herself to sleep at the treatment her dad has endured. I've tried suicide three times, cut my body with a knife engraving words into my body, I've cried myself to sleep. At the same time, I've fed, clothed, helped, support all these men that abused me. I no longer live a gay life, never want a gay man in my life in any capacity at all and intend to suicide before years out. Yep, lets celebrate the LGBT life!!!

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  64. I lived gay life for a while...I've been around them and believe you me they are pure evil...I'm not going to live that life anymore...gay life is thankfully gone for me. I've seen them up close, how they treat each other. They'll stop at nothing to ruin your life. Believe me on this, they'll do anything to ruin another person'a life. I can give you so many examples it's not funny and i never saw that in my str8 life. Nah gay is the worst thing I could have been...worst thing anyone could be. So maybe the Bible is right...maybe biology is really saying something. And before u accuse me of being homophobic remember that i once lived a gay life so I'm just giving you inside information.

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    1. Please oh please list the reasons on why I want to purposefully ruin your life

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    2. Why the fuck would I want to ruin your life? when I don't even fucking know you.

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  65. There is a good litmus test for me about gay life and it's pretty simple. Would my life have better if I wasn't gay. The answer is yes. Believe me, and i mean believe me, I wish it weren't so but it has just been relentless, non stop abuse. Every time I opened my front door (which I did often) they invented new ways of treating me like shit. I don't get it cuz I sure as hell did a lot of good deeds for them and I was genuine about doing what I could to make their life better. NO ONE can ever tell me what was in my heart towards them. I proved myself many times that they MATTERED. Yeah go on tell me I'm a do gooder and that I deserve crap cuz I cared...i get that's the attitude of most ppl these days. I would have walked on hot coals for many of the gay men I met. My last BF I would have hacked an arm of for but he never gave me the same commitment. I kept on getting dumped even when I'm doing good things. He told me I saved his life. I don't think I actually did that but I must have been doing something good for him. Yet anything I asked for was completely rejected. It was one sided. I found the environment to be so thick with weird shit, abuse, intimidation, threats that i could not avoid it other than to leave. It was so thick I couldn't breathe. As I progressed through the environment I just found it narrowing and disappearing. I NEVER had a voice...EVER. Anyway, it's been all too typical. Not only is gay now gone I really only want to suicide cuz frankly all that stuff on top of what I've already endured is like overdosing on abuse. God knows what drove them to only offer this to me, to only have abuse in their toolbox and NOTHING else is a mystery to me. I was shocked to hear that pedos were on a chat line i was on. Someone told me...I'm so trusting I could have even spoke to them. Nothing in m conversation wanted boys, i wanted men, adult men. There was so much other stuff as well it's just thick with it. I used to give up in frustration and kept telling myself just leave gay life, it's not going to get any better, this is what they're like. Go along with it or leave. I kept going cuz I hadn't been out long and didn't want my gay life stolen from me. I should have listened to myself much sooner and just left (or not be gay in the first place). It would have been wiser to leave and I would have been very sad about that but I feel sadder for staying. So there you go.

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  66. I don't hate gay people. But I have a problem with them, and it's simple. Is it possible to want to have sex with someone of the same sex? It amazes me that not everyone even thinks of that. In a world where we all reproduce with dicks going into vaginas, and social relationships are based around this concept of ourselves, how is it possible? You see, I don't believe them. I don't care how many things I see or hear about it, animals are evolved to have sex with the opposite sex. There are hermaphroditic flowers and amoebas that split in half, but other than that, gayness sounds like a fairy tale for children, and that scientists try to justify it scares me because I thought that I could trust scientists to make a hypothesis, experiment, and conclusion in a reasonable manner, but I suppose I can't, I can't trust them. But they are a large group of people trying to spread the rumor so the only thing I want to know is why? What do they have to gain or lose? Obviously everyone is disgusted at the idea of gay, it is in our nature. We are aroused at the thought of the opposite sex doing it with each other and disgusted at the idea of doing it ourselves, that's the way it is.

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    1. "Is it possible to want to have sex with someone of the same sex? It amazes me that not everyone even thinks of that."

      What a dumb question and statement. Your definition of "sex" is so narrow. And your understanding of why people have relationships is even narrower. Love takes many forms. But the form you are missing is the understanding that people can be different from you. To love your fellow people is to accept them as they are without unjustified prejudice. In short, stop being a dick.

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  67. I don't like gays...in fact I've stopped being one because it's no good for anyone's health and will destroy many lives. It destroyed mine.

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  68. How I ran across this idiocy, I don't know. I didn't read the comments, so this may have been said. You're obviously gay or a nitwit who is consumed with the personal agenda of said group, who by all accounts, wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. Obviously, I am not referring to all homosexuals. I have gay family members.. Conservative gay family members, mind you! I don't care what they do, or what anyone else does, but I'm not going to fight for the rights of people who think the world revolves around them. Not gay people, as individuals, but Glaad, as a group. They suck! Now I remember how I found you. Phil Robertson said he thinks homosexual acts are sinful ( which by Christian definition can be performed by straight people too, anal, oral, straight people do that too) And Glaad gets upset that such an act/s would be called sinful and they've stepped in to make sure he pays for having an opinion that differs from their own and daring to express it out LOUD. Therefore, you see, they want equality, but if you disagree with them about what's a sin and what's not, then you cannot have an equal right to freedom of speech without consequence. How can anyone support a group that is so self-absorbed. You must be homosexual.. You did say you were self-absorbed.. So, now I see. You're not a supporter, you're self-absorbed. I can't help but think it, sir/ma'am. I just didn't find this post sincere. Too much pointing out of why one should support gay rights to marry. Who cares who marries? It's not like saying they can't marry will end homosexuality. These familys adopt.. why shouldn't they marry? And why can't Phil say what he wants about sin? WE ALL SIN. Why segregate yourselves from the rest of us sinners? This Glaad group - who kick out their own for not being PC enough - tries to bully people into submission. It's disgraceful. :)
    - ADHD

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  69. Grow the fuck up. More straight men play with themselves than gay guys, just letting you know that. You hating gay people is just like someone hating a person just because their black, or hating someone because their a Jew. Well maybe you hate them too, you've already admitted to hating someone for the way that they are. You seem just like one of the kinds of guys who would agree to killing them, like they do in other country's, and who the fuck's business is it when it comes to their sexuality? Um...No...Wait.... theirs retard.~ bi and proud ~

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  70. Sorry to put you down(whomever wrote this) but I swear the level of ignorince you seem to put forword is stupidity at its purest form.
    And even though I disagree with you I will not generalize nor lable you as you have done to me. My only reasoning to this is to inform you my freind that natural(by thesouras defenition) is a synanim for normal
    and by defenition normal is magority so dont start insulting us to whom could ridecule you without giving us a second thought.
    Ps: Im 14 and know 4 different languages I also more than likely make you look just as vast vocabulary wise as forest gump.

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    1. I don't know who you are, but your writing is so bad that it is hard to take you seriously.

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    2. Are you kidding? You're the one who's vocabulary is as vast as Forest Gumps, you misspelled "synonym," "thesaurus," "ignorance," "majority," "ridicule," "definition," and "friend." What a fucking joke.

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    3. Aint publik edumacation grate? Knows 4 languages and can't spell properly in any of them lol.

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  71. Gay , pedophile , trans etc.. all players in a disgusting social scourge. This is not "diversity" but immorality and goes against our nature. This is the truth if you like it or not.

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  72. ok get ready for a gay guy to comment :) I applaud u for saying this in a world where u could b hunted down for saying this. and I want u to know that u r a perfect example of a skid mark in the underwear of society. u r the type of disgusting human that makes me physically sick to share a race with u. but beyond my own personal disgust for the fact that u were ever pushed out of a vagina let me tell u this. no matter what ur weak little voice cries out, the world is changing. no matter how much u hate us we r becoming more common and more accepted. very soon the stains in the history books like u will vanish and gays will get all the rights they deserve and the ones like you will be ridiculed as outsiders. enjoy :)

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  73. Anyone can put anything on wikipedia. Wikipedia is not a reliable source you dumb fuck

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  74. You know what? i'm sorry for this rant, but im sick and tired of people saying
    'ew they are gay' or 'thats not right' YES IT IS! They are just like evrybody
    else, they are just the same, what is wrong with them liking the same sex?
    what has that got to do with you? They do not do any harm or cause any
    problems. People that say 'you can cure it.' YOU CANT! it's not something to cure
    thats how you was born and there is nothing wrong with it. What happened to
    'god loves all his children' i think we forgot that everyone is equal and it makes
    no driffrence if your gay or if your black or white does it? we are all
    equal! Bunch of stereotypes. Do you want gay people to be unhappy just because
    you think its wrong dating the same gender? Just be yourself dont listen to
    what anyone has to say. We are so ignorant and just think of our selfes
    no one deserves to be treated diffrently just because of their gender prefrences.
    The fact that people take their lives because they can't be with who they want to be
    because of all the people who dont agree with it its sick. Don't keep quite about it
    this needs to be sorted out because im sick and tired of people judging other people.
    It doesnt matter that im not gay because i'm not afraid to give my opinion
    because some people are just pathetic we are the same and someone needs to do something about it. How would you feel if someone did that to YOU just because you weren't gay? It doesn't change the person they are, it doesn't change their personality. People need to understand that these people are just like us!

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  75. I must disagree with your views on homosexuality.

    But brusselsprouts eaters I agree. That is just so gross. Ban brusselsprouts! If you want to eat brusselsprouts you have to leave Wisconsin.

    And employers should be able to fire you if they find out you've aten brusselsprouts. Brusselsprouts are gross!

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  76. People that "hate" gays these days are often ignorant, racist, bigots, socially isolated or awkward, just plain old hate mongers, losers or religious zealot lunatics ! There is no "sane" or "logical" reason to despise or hate people that are homosexual....unless you have issues yourself or a "hidden-agenda." People insecure in their own sexuality or (masculinity) are the ones threatened by out loud and proud, visible gay people....it is their problem, not the problem of the homosexual in society in today's world. Social conservatives and right wing bigots are also often homophobic, racist and cannot accept the differences that make up the mosaic of humanity. Religious nut-jobs are also "mentally ill" and believe the Bible or God hates gays. This is utter nonsense and the total misuse of religion. Sane, happy, logical, fair-minded, good and decent heterosexuals are the ones that are in favor of full gay equality, marriage equality, an end to racism, homophobia and bigotry of all kinds. Only the "drunk-on-religion" evil fanatics, the racists, the bigots, the discontent, the down and out, and insecure are opponents of gay rights and visibility. These are the "damaged-goods" amongst us that are still living in a long by-gone era, a circa 1950's mentality, where ignorance, hate and fear colored their minds and attitudes towards homosexuals and many minorities. Today, in 2014, those days seem far away. Sadly, many still hold on to ridiculous age old myths, false stereotypes, vicious lies and prejudices about gay men and lesbians. Thankfully, most do not ! The youth of today accepts gays as they are....no issues. They do not perceive being gay as some horrendous sin or egregious tragedy, as past generations did. They feel gay people should be allowed to live their lives openly, honestly, peacefully and not merely be "tolerated." They are consenting adults and tax paying citizens...they must be treated equally and fairly under the law,too. Hating, despising, vilifying and mobilizing to disadvantage gays does no good whatsoever to anyone or any thing in society at large. How does a person that sexually and emotionally prefers the same gender to the opposite translate into them being a bad, perverse or indecent person ? Think about it for a moment ! The world is a better place these days, where gays can marry, be honest about their relationships, not have to "hide" and live in perpetual fear. They can raise families...and live their lives. Isn't this what most decent Americans would and should want for their fellow family members, friends, neighbors, co-workers, and citizens ? I think and believe so !

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    1. I'm a gay man. Obviously I don't have any issues with homosexuality per se. What I do object to, and what is not truly discussed either in the gay community or the str8 community, is the level of abuse that takes place in the gay community. I've had 7 abusive gay men in my life over a 14 year period. I've been robbed, sexually assaulted, property damaged, locked out of my own house, ridiculed, humiliated, bullied, threatened, I've been the police 6 times (I've never been to the police in my life before I lived a gay life). I have a disability and yet even that has been ridiculed online. I've NEVER had any of this happen to me by str8 ppl...NEVER. A research paper put out by The Advocate (a gay advocacy group) painted a very poor picture of gay relationships. It lasted but a month on the internet before it was pulled down...you can't get a hold of that paper anymore. For me then it has nothing to do with having sex with men or being gay and ALL to do with the level of abuse that seems to thrive in the gay community, but you can't say anything about it cuz not only is it not PC to critique gays its also a case of gay men saying suck it up princess. Gosh, I could tell you stories that would absolutely shock you, never saw that in my str8 world.

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  77. Ah it's ok. Trying to live as a gay man with a disability I now know what it's all about. I now have a cause from which I will not flinch or deviate. It's the best thing gays have given me and I thank them for it :)

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  78. Ive never met a gay person who is respectable.

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  79. Actually haha it isn't unnatural. It was intended by god to happen this way. Nothing goes against god or nothing happens that's out of his control. I am a gay man who died and went to heaven and came back. I had obsoletely no brain activity so it was impossible to fake. I asked the question about the problem with gays and it turns out there is no problem. God made us for a reason, he makes absolutely no mistakes when creating us. He is a mother figure and a father figure as well so he completely understands same sex attraction. Sex doesn't always have to reproduce. The true point is when to people make love and their souls become one. Gender is extremely temporary anyway and god always sees us as our higher selves. He sees us as light. God only thinks about love not hate. He made gays for a reason actually and its a very good and understandable reason. Its just a little too complicated for us to understand right now. Love your brother and sisters, teach love not hate. The purpose in life is to learn love.

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  80. you can't freakin pick and choose from the bible. Especially the hateful old testament that Jesus said was wrong. In the Bible believe it or not in Mathew 19:10-12 that some are born gay. And that being born gay is a gift from god. It also said that Jesus said that there are three types of men who should not marry women. One men born gay, two men married to god, three men who chose to be gay. Really people. Stop freaking picking and choosing. If you really want to pick and choose then why not pick and choose the loving stuff. The stuff that made sins. I cannot believe you evil hateful Christians chose to pick the hateful old testament shit to believe in. Jesus basicly said that entire book was wrong. That insane book also said that women who don't wear a hat, people with tattoos, people who eat shellfish and animals with hooves should be stoned. Why only discriminate the gays. If any of you fall under that category then stop scapegoating others. How selfish of you. The old testament is total bull shit anyways

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    1. What I meant to say is Jesus said in that section of the bible that some are born gay yata yata. Ald oI meant to say stuff that makes since. Once you fully learn love you will learn that that's all you ever wanted and that's all that makes since anyways

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    2. Sorry folks there isn't an edit button that I know of so I would like to change what I said. "I don’t agree with picking and choosing from the bible. Especially the what I believe to be hateful old testament that Jesus said was wrong. In the Bible believe it or not in Mathew 19:10-12 Jesus said that some are born gay. And that being born gay is a gift from god. It also said that Jesus said that there are three types of men who should not marry women. One, men born gay, two, men married to god, three men who chose to be gay. I believe if you really want to pick and choose then why not pick and choose the loving stuff. The stuff that makes since. Jesus basicly said that the entire old testiment was wrong. The old testiment also said that women who don’t wear a hat, people with tattoos, people who eat shellfish and animals with hooves should be stoned. Why only discriminate the gays. The old testament doesn’t make since to me at all. I personally believe that if the bible didn’t exist and that people were able to think freely and believe what they wanted and thought was right. Through evolution we would be a lot better off today. I believe that the bible controls a lot of people. Which is why some people break off from it and start thinking for themselves. Without the bible saying gay was a sin we wouldn’t be thinking that it was this wrong. Man wrote the old testament. The only thing you can trust is what Jesus said. The new testament. Jesus said that about gays. He loved everybody and came to teach us love. I believe people only believe what the old testament said and chose to ignore what Jesus himself said about gays because it didn’t make since to us. We don’t understand two beings that cant reproduce through having sex. But I can promise you that god made everything for a purpose. I also promise that if you had god in your ear explaining every decision of his in full detail that you would understand it fully. Even understand why he made gays. But we don’t, we only have we he gave us. And that’s Jesus when he came to teach us love because that’s all that really matters. Please know once you learn love fully you will realize that that’s all you ever wanted and that’s all that makes since. If you cant find that scripture its because he used a different word then gay. He used “eunuchs”. But in ancient times eunuchs was refered mainly to homosexuals

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  81. it has been proven that its genetic to be gay. Homosexuals have a different sized hypothalomise in the brain then straight people. That’s in charge of your hormones. Many other brain differences we have as well. Its diffently genetic for some people. I was attracted to boys since I could speak at age 2-3 I thought I was normal. It wasn’t tell I figured out what the word gay meant at age six tell I figured out I was wrong. I came out at age six. Some peoples narrow minded stupidity literally insult. How can you say that god hates me, or that I chose those this life like that and be so certain of it without experiencing what we as gays go through. Listen to me and listen well. I would never try to have sex with someone I’m not attracted to, women, and try to change myself. If I was straight seeing how awful gays have it I would never try to force myself to like men when I’m clearly not attracted to them and live in a world were half of its people hate me, kill my kind, imprison my kind, do hate crimes to my kind, and not get equal rights and marriage. Would you? Honestly would you. If your a man then I’ll say it like this, would you force yourself just for fuck sakes to like men when your clearly not attracted to them. Or if your a women would you do the same? That’s torture. YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE PAIN I HAVE BEEN THROUGH BECAUSE OF ME BEING GAY!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU THESE PEOPLE!!!!!!! I ATTEMPTED SUICIDE THREE DAYS AGO BECAUSE OF IT!!!!! TRY LIVING THAT FUCKING HATEFUL LIFE DOWN, I DIDNT CHOOSE THIS, IM PISSED AT GOD FOR MAKING ME GAY!!!!! I WANT TO BE STRAIGHT GOD DAMMIT, I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE!!!! AND FUCK YOU PEOPLE WHO SAY ITS A LIFE STYLE, ITS NOT A LIFESTYLE FOR YOU YOURSELF TO BE ATTRACTED TO WOMEN IS IT!!!!! STOP HATING ME, YOU HAVE NEVER EVEN MET ME.

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  82. I'm tired of people with picket signs saying "god hates fags" I feel like just going up to one of them and saying you love gays, when its obvious they don't Just like its obvious god loves everyone he creates and only thinks of love, and doesn't know hate. I wouldn't tell people what some of those picket sign holders like and dislike cuz I actually really don't know since they never told me. I would respect them in that way. Don't you think god deserves that same respect. Its all about faith, we weren't meant to know. You cant inflict pain on others for what they believe. Or share what god definatly does and doesn't know without actually knowing. Why do you think some people avoid politics, because people cant mind their own business and share there beliefs in a nice way without forcing them on others. If people could say. "I believe god hates gays, however I don't know for sure and that's just my believe, please don't judge me for it. However I'm curious to hear what yours are? Anytime we imagine picket signs and angry mobs it never seems to feel right to us. Neither does hate. Because hate isn't right. Sure some homosexuals are attention seekers, some are very promiscuous (mainly because there men and that's just how men are) sure when they have sex when its not making love they can turn it into something gross and unloving like S&M and all that. Sure some can be little bitches, some are petiphiles, sure some are annoying, sure some are a lot of things. But straights mess up too. Instead try looking at the happy homosexual couples who have been married for years, and are very loving. Yah tons of homosexuals give homosexuals a bad name and make it hard on themselves but please learn to forgive their mistakes and learn to love and respect the loving ones. I actually know why god created LGBT people anyways and have proof. If you want to read about it here it is. I spent a while writing it so hope you enjoy. http://whygodcreatedgays.wordpress.com/2014/08/14/why-god-created-gays/ take care my brothers and sisters

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    1. I think that the religious people invented gay. Gay people are liars, none of their story is possible except in special circumstances, but a natural thing surely it is not. Religious people currently fighting over the morality of mandatory celibacy among the priesthood perhaps? It's just a theory, but like god and jesus, gay fades away because of its unreality. and like the celibacy advocates, the gay say there is nothing wrong with it because it is a choice. You could say celibacy is wrong because to deny your sexuality is to deny your humanity, and you don't need to deny yourself sex to dedicate yourself to book learning and religious insanity, but who cares about them, they're crazy, and they're stupid. Let them die alone, that's Carl Sagan's idea, it will decrease fanaticism in the gene pool. Same with gay, it wouldn't survive, but they appear to have enough power to make people believe, to be a force... that's depressing. Despite the pope saying he hates gay people he is a mirror to them. I'm tired of people saying god hates fags because a british person could be very confused because faggot means cigarette. How determined they are to convince you is as insane as the madness of the religious, trying to convince you of the truth of fairy tales. And gayness is a fairy tale.

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    2. well it isn't a fairy tail for me, I told you in my earlier post that I was attracted to men since I could speak and think. I thought I was normal until I figured out at the age of six that I wasn't and what the word gay meant. I was open since then. Like my other post gays have a different sized hypothalimis. That's in charge of your hormones. Its been proven its genetic. Why do you still deny this then after my story and proof of it. For all you know earth may have created gays to help keep the population down. We could have evolved into this because of our worry of over population. Its to help us survive as a race. But from a religious stand point I know someone who died and went to heaven and came back. He had absolutely no brain activity so he couldn't have faked it. Its imposible to without brain activity. He was gay and asked if it was true that it was a sin and he got the reply that it wasn't. Gays were created for a purpose. If you read my blog you will know why. But please don't tell me what I'm attracted to, I was never turned on by women. The thought of having sex with a woman grosses me out. I am ONLY attracted to men and always have been since the day I could speak. That's my own personal proof that its genetic. God I'm seriously tired of these debates though. People need to start thinking open mindedly. Star to entertain possibilities in their mind that they have never thought before. Like the gay bringing down population thing. If you tried to think openmindedly and in ways your not used to I'm positive you could have thought of that

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  83. another thing if nature lets it happen then it is natural. Nothing happens without a reason. Theres no such thing as 'wasn't supposed to happen". I am SICK AND TIRED!!!!!!! Of people saying it isn't natural. If it happened then it was meant to happen and it is natural. People like you need to stop posting unless you have proof to back up what you say. You cant tell other people that it is unnatural without proof. People who guess are sick. You cant trust anybody to be honest because most of the time when they are telling you stuff or answering some form of question they are just guessing. What you should have said since you don't know for sure if. "I personally believe it is unnatural for this reason, but that's just my opinion, I don't know for sure" because for fuck sakes you don't know for sure. Nobody knows for sure on this topic. If people knew for sure if it was real, fake, right, wrong, natural, or unnatural these posts wouldn't be made. This topic wouldn't be so large. My conclusion is you don't know for sure. You are preaching how you know 100% that it is most certainly unnatural, when you are just guessing. Its just your opinion. You did so well when you said "I think that religious people invented gays" because you were stating that you didn't know for sure. But you ruined it when you preached how you just knew it was unnatural. I personally don't give a damn what you think so long as you admit to the world that your just guessing and its your opinion. But without science, logic, and proof, to back up such statements that's all it will be, is a guess. You don't know how nature, the Universe, and possibly god if you believe he is real or not works. No one does. And for my Christian brothers and sisters, if you say you are Christian then you are practicing the religion of love. We are given life with the soul purpose to learn and teach love. That is what I believe to be the purpose in life. But most definitely because history will state. Jesus did 100% come to earth to teach us love, he loved everybody, even prostitutes. If you hate on gays then you are not practicing Christianity, because god does not know hate, only love. Segrigating is bad, weither it be against blacks, women, gays or whatever. Believe it or not even Christians are segregated against and thrown in jail for being Christians in third world Countries. This world is so hateful, but through time we are getting better. We are just as bad as we were one hundred years ago when most everybody were racists. We just don't know it because we were raised differently because our parents are more evolved then the parents from back in the day. But if we were born then most of us would be just as bad. In the future if you look in to history and how the world has progressed you will notice that eventually probably within three generations the world will accept gays. Ive studied this for years. The proof is all around you, the world is already learning to accept gays. The biggits and red necks are on the run. And weither they like it or not soon there hateful kind will be extinct. Do you think god would let the right type of thinkers die out. No he wouldn't which is proof that the hateful biggeted close minded thinkers who hate on gays or wrong.

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  84. I’m OK with homosexuals as long as they don’t shove their lifestyle on everyone, and they have been doing just that. They have filed lawsuites against many organizations forcing everyone to accept their perversions.

    I choose not to believe in “gay rights” and I won’t change. On TV, I always see one annoying gay character on talk shows followed by a discussion on how normal homosexuality is these days. It is their intolerant and perverted attitude which has garnered so much hate from everyone.

    Also, according to research done at UIC Chicago, there is no “gay gene;” homosexuality is a lifestyle. Although gays are trying to create a fake gay gene in science books.

    I find it interesting how gays HATE former gays…this reveals their hypocritical nature.

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  85. Ha... All of those that are "against gay rights", why is that? Cause your bible tells you so? Bible was written by man just remember that, and the real god up there is ashamed of all of you for being so judgemental.. So believe what you want but just remember god may be pointing the finger at you when you get up there, not us "fags". Oh and if your lucky maybe god will reincarnate you into a "fag" your next life! :) karmas a bitch sometimes. Love is love, no matter who you love. Its not
    Murder and if that bothers other people so much then they must be so unhappy with there own pathetic lives. May god shine more of his loving ways down on all of you.

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    1. No I'm against it because it's fucking digesting!

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  86. You are Hitler. I feel sorry for you. You need to get laid. Actually, no you probably hate women too. Just start a death camp. you might as well. With Sympathy

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  87. I would never discriminate against a gay person. If I interviewed a gay person for a job and he ticked all the boxes, he'd get the job - no question. But I can't help the fact that your archetypal mincing, shrieking faggot makes my skin crawl. No-one taught be to feel that way. I believe it is a natural reaction.

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  88. If you really hated gay people you would migrate out of Babylon america with a straight woman and save yourself, Wisconsin isn't Israel, the land of the blood covenant with Jesus Christ and holy people.

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  89. Don't judge me because I sin differently than you

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  90. So sick of the gay agenda.....

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  91. I wouldn't deny a man a job just because he was gay. If he fit the bill professionally, then I'd hire him. But I can't help it: the archetypal mincing, shrieking, limp-wristed queer makes my skin crawl.

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  92. umm... u know I don't think people need u to state to the world u hate them cause they're people too they can feel hurt just like u.... :-\

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  93. Hating gay people makes you bigoted.

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  94. Gay people are no different to straight people they walk talk and breath but most importantly they have a voice and it should be listened to

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  95. There should only be one space after every period. Unless you wrote this on a typewriter. What was this post about again? I couldn't read this garbage.

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