Friday, October 7, 2011

On the lighter side...can I bum a meal off you? (by anon)

The University of Wisconsin Whitewater's maximum meal plan they allow is 24 meals a week.  The meals reset every Monday, by Friday evening i am out of meals.  I usually ask around to bum meals off friends and sometimes random people for the weekend and i feel like a hobo every time i do it.  I eat every two and a half hours and UW-Whitewater needs to accommodate to my eating needs.  UW-Whitewater should come up with a 35 meal plan for individuals who enjoy food and eating as much as me.  Also Esker should be open 24/7 365 because eating burgers and subs everyday gets repetitive.


  1. Wow, gluttonous much?

  2. Haha. It sounds like you might not be serious, and hopefully that's the case...
    Either way...
    this is awesome. I think most of the food on campus from what I've seen is shit, as in, it's not healthy AT ALL.... and it's a wonder why so many people are out of shape and basically just unhealthy (not to mention drinking one or two nights a week will take an additional toll). But ahh just another way for someone somewhere to make money so hurray for meal plans, bad food, diabetes, obesity, high blood pressure, heart disease, etc, etc...
    Tsk tsk why is it that the ends always seem to justify the means these

  3. I wonder if this need to eat every two and a half hours is one of preference or of medical need.
    If it is of preference, perhaps you should find creative ways to get the most out of your allotted meal plans. With one meal plan, you can get a fair amount of food, and to use two during one meal period is definitely a LARGE amount of food. Eating at Drumlin hall or Prairie Street market allow you to take food to go, so you don't have to use another meal plan for your next meal time.
    If it is of medical need, I suggest you talk to the dietician on staff in in Esker Hall. To have this need, and not take advantage of your resources-but instead complain about how UWW Dining Services does not alter THEIR methods to suit YOUR needs-is a bit ludicrous.

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    Problem. Solved.

  5. I don't know about anyone else, but I like this Ken Fager!

  6. I have a different problem with the food service on campus. I am from the south and grew up eating different foods. Why can't they serve chitterlings, how maws, mountain oysters, rabbit stew, turtle soup, candy jams, buttermilk biscuits, pig brains and eggs, pig feet at least one day a month. We supposed to be a diverse campus but yet our food choices is main stream America. I moved out after one semester, so now I have chitterlings once a week. They stink like hell when you are preparing them but after they are cooked, you get some crackers and hot sauce and they are damn good. There is nothing better than rabbit stew and turtle soup. There are plenty rabbit running round on campus. I am hungry so I am going to have some chitterlings and rabbit stew before I turn in. Willis, would you like to join me?

  7. you shouldn't submit any more posts to this website

  8. Oh Willis, I feel so sorry for you and your pampered poor college friends. They have to eat all of the bad meals on campus, but have you egocentric cry babies ever considered the fact that there are many people all across America who do not have anything to eat period. Many of them, especially children, go to bed hungry every night while you pampered college kids bitch and moan about the quality yet abundant supply of campus food.

    So instead of crying like a bunch of spoiled brats, be thankful that you are in a position to be able to eat period whenever you desire, and cease bitching and moaning about the quality of meals on campus. At least you have something to put in your ungrateful mouths.

    Many children and adults in America are forced to go to bed every night hungry. They would gladly trade places with your sorry ass. The poster eats every two hours and he is still bitching and complaining. Shove a big Mac in his mouth!

    Finally, the sad thing Willis is that you and your college chums are very blessed and fortunate but the irony is that you do not even know how blessed you are.

    So shut up and follow 8:13's advice, get out there and chase some rabbits.

  9. I was sad because I had no shoes until I met a man that had no feet.

    The complete story:

    I never lamented about the vicissitudes of time or complained of the turns of fortune except on the occasion when I was barefooted and unable to procure slippers. But when I entered the great mosque of Kufah with a sore heart and beheld a man without feet I offered thanks to the bounty of God, consoled myself for my want of shoes and recited:

    'A roast fowl is to the sight of a satiated man Less valuable than a blade of fresh grass on the table And to him who has no means nor power A burnt turnip is a roasted fowl.'

    Enjoy the meal.

  10. My eating 2 and a half hours is a preference, i am into weightraining/bodybuilding and to get maximum results it is essential that you eat every 2-3 hours.