I wish someone would believe me. No one does.
How could they? Everything that
happened before didn’t happen after all.
Well, it did, but then it didn’t.
So how can anyone remember something that didn’t happen when it actually
did? It’s all terribly confusing so I’ll
just tell you what I know.
Ten days ago the world was involved in its
most horrible world war yet. World War
XX had already spelled the worst for Brazil, Peru, and Argentina, and the
Syrians were gunning for the whole continent.
Over ten million were dead from the concentration camps alone and the
Venezuelans were next to be interred. I
was sitting in my apartment in Puerto Ayacucho with my AK-47, my lucky fishing
knife, and the last of my rum. I had
already heard gunshots, and I was pretty sure mine were going to be heard too.
So I waited. Then I fell asleep in probably under five
minutes. I was never good at waiting.
I woke up to find myself sitting in an
enormous, beautiful, larger-than-life garden.
I had never seen anything so glorious.
Even the leaves of the ferns and the petals of the flowers seemed to
glimmer and have a radiance that would wipe away darkness from anywhere. I didn’t move. I didn’t want it to end. I was starting to think I was dead.
Then I saw him. I knew who it was immediately. Everyone would know. The flowers, ferns, trees, and grasses all
bent toward him hoping to get closer. I
felt the draw too, but as I was about to get up and follow him, he was sitting
right next to me.
I sat there not knowing what to say for
what felt like years, then he began to speak.
I mean, what do you say to someone like him, but he spoke the most eloquent
prose about the garden, its intricate features, and the way they all weave
together to form a symbiotic whole. He
said, “This is my creation. It is good.”
Remembering Venezuela, my shyness fell away. “Why not bad?” Life is certainly not like this everywhere, I
thought.
He smiled a great smile and said, “Not bad.
Creation as a whole is better or else I would not create. There would be no point to my existence
otherwise.”
Wrapped in my own head trying to understand
everything meant by that, I offhandedly asked, “Why is something necessarily better than nothing?”
He pursed his smile, thought about the
question, and a speck of doubt crossed his face. It was the most horrible thing I’ve ever
witnessed. He said slowly, “I do not
know. What would be the point of my…” And with that his body turned a foul smell
and exploded into a million maggots.
Within an instant, the garden, once so beautiful and radiant, was a
wasteland of fuming disease, excrement, and ravaging maggots. For miles around, only death and the harbingers
of death could be seen and smelled. God
just died.
I woke up back in my apartment, in my
chair. Instinctively I reached for my gun,
but found nothing. After the mental
reorientation needed after vivid dreams, I surmised that the Syrians had not killed
me and…something was different. The
morning light felt a little cheerier than normal. No gunfire could be heard. Only people.
Lots of people. I peeked out my
window to see the streets bustling with the old street market back in full
force with hundreds of happy shoppers.
Didn’t they know there’s a war going on and
that we’re next? Maybe they were tired
of living scared and decided to give life one last hurrah. I went outside and bought an apple. It never tasted so sweet. So I asked the vendor about what would happen
if the Syrians came right now. Would she
just give up? She said, “Syrians? All the way over here? I guess I hope they have lots of money to
spend!” Giving my best puzzled while
frowning look I ask, “Aren’t you afraid of getting killed? What about the war?”
Dumbfounded she says, “Silly boy, people
don’t kill people. That wouldn’t be a
very good thing to do now, would it?
What do you mean by ‘war’?”
Confused, I leave the vendor and walk down
the street. I pick up a newspaper,
peruse it quickly, but read no mention of any war. I go to the gun shop thinking I’ll get some
straight answers, but there’s a bakery now standing in its place. My head’s spinning. I ask the bakery clerk what happened to the
gun store and he asks, “What’s a gun? Is
it a new food? This bakery has been here
for over a decade, son.”
I walk outside and breath the air. Sweet.
Life. I buy a flower from a
vendor. It glimmers.
There was never a war. No one believes me that there was. People have a hard enough time believing that
I made up such an awful word as ‘war’. After
checking the library archives, I find that there has never been any war on
Earth.
I lean back in my chair, fail to make sense
of it all, but think to myself: this is
good.
