Thursday, November 10, 2011

WOTA bites (by two anons)

Two posts about WOTA.

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Well this is the place to vent our problems so here I go.  I am a biology major with a pre-med emphasis so most of my classes are of science.  There are no other classes that i should have to take other than those that are to help further my knowledge in my particular major.  Freshman and sophomores are required to take gened courses before they start their classes for their major's.  Since I'm a bio major why do I have to take a world of the arts class?  Yeah it teaches me other aspects in the world of art and music and theater, but when am i going to use that in my future? I'm not very interested in those required courses therefore I don't put much effort into them and I end up with not as good of a grade as I want, but that's just me. They are also a waste of time.  I could be taking classes for my major but instead I'm wasting time and money on these required classes.

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I only know my section but from what I hear of everyone else, something has to be done about this class.  Get this.  The professor doesnt want to be there.  He all but say that.  He goes through the poweropint and no one actually cares.  Not even him.  We have to learn to apreciate the arts by going to 4 events that no one wants to go to.  The class is big so the professor doesnt even know me.  and everyone says the same things as that.  Is this how all of the gen eds are?  Im taking gened 130 in the spring.  Why are we required to take these courses if no one wants them?  Id rather be taking my business courses now.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

You dirty little student... (by two anons)

Judging from the posts below, some people find other people to be unusually dirty.  But is that just personal preference or are there some good arguments in these posts?  Do you have an argument of your own against dirtiness, or do you like to get all muddy??

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Golden Rules for dining at Esker:

1) TAKE YOUR PLATES AND UTENSILS TO THE TRAY CAROSAL.  Seriously, how the hell were some of you raised, did your mother clean your room and do your chores as well?  We are not your parents.  Out of respect for your peers to keep the place clean and out of respect to the staff so we dont have to add an extra 20 minutes to closing time to clean up after a bunch of children... actually, children would be cleaner than some of you people, take your plates, bowls and utensils to the tray carosal located by the ice cream.

2) IF YOU SPILL SOMETHING, LET US KNOW.  Our favorite thing in the world is finding old spilled over ice cream that is covering a table... NOT!  It is the most putrid disgusting thing that I have seen in my life.  Whether its food, soda, tea... coffee, anything... let us know so we dont have to gag every time we go to clean tables.

3) TO THOSE OF YOU WHO HIDE FULL SODAS, FOOD BOWLS... STUFF THAT CAN SPILL.... IN THE PAMPHLETS... IT IS NOT FUNNY!  We already bust our asses to serve you, keep the place clean, and get to the point of scrubbing the freakin walls to keep you happy.  We do not find it amusing to go and clean tables to find a hidden surprise that spills all over us, so then we are covered in crap and bitchy for the rest of the day.  I suggest that if you want a clean place to eat, stop doing that crap.

4)  WE CLOSE AT 7 30, TAKE DOWN FOOD AT 7 45 Mon. - Fri. EVERY DAY.  If you come in right before we close, do not expect things to be perfect, and dont yell at us or bitch at us if things are not how they were when we FIRST opened at 4 pm. for dinner.  We are just doing our job, and we DO NOT want to be stuck their until 10 pm, so we hall ass.  It's bad enough to scrape off EVERYONE'S individual plate of food, but then to scrub by hand every last dish we use... it takes a lot of time, and we try our hardest to make you happy. If you are not satisfied, come a bit earlier or go to P street/drumlin.

5) To THOSE OF YOU WHO GO BY THESE RULES, THANK YOU!  To all of you who cooperate and are responsible we appreciate it a lot, and you make the job and environment much better for peers and staff, so keep doing what you are doing.

Sincereley,
employee of Esker

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Why are people so dirty? Why can't you just pick up your crap and either throw it away or hang it up? While in the bathroom the other day I want to go take a shower but instead of just taking a regular shower in a clean bathroom, I had to do so while in a bathroom filled with macaroni noodles on the floor. Not only is it disgusting, it makes you wonder, who taught you that? I know no parents would condone that, so why do it here?

Also, would someone please tell me why people keep their whole wardrobe on the ground or under their bed, even though they have a closet and a clothes rack? Pick your clothes up and put them on a hanger. wearing clothes that have been under your bed or on the floor for five strait days is gross. Don't get me wrong, I from time to time may leave a shirt on the ground overnight, but the next day I either pick it up and hand it up or I put it in my dirty wash. So please people, stop being so dirty and just pick your shit up.

Monday, November 7, 2011

A Liberal Arts education is messing up my job prospects! (by anon)

There are many problems today with a so-called “liberal arts” education. The number of students enrolled in humanities and social science coursework has grown exponentially. A concomitant, precipitous decline in the number of students enrolled in mathematics and the sciences has also occurred. There are good reasons for these phenomena. The societal consequences of this transition will be unhappy at best.

Those students who have abandoned mathematics and the sciences is understandable. These areas of study are rigorous and stressful. Moreover, those who entertain them tend to achieve grade point averages lower than do other students. To the rational, self-interested student, these facts can do no other than militate against the selection of “hard” majors in the sciences.

More attractive to most students are the philosophical and psychological sciences. These majors promote critical thinking, of course, and are of interest. However, in the present market, applicants trained in these disciplines face fierce competition for positions. Far too many have been graduated with degrees in these fields. As such, the marketplace for jobs has become saturated with them. What applicants need is to be different.

The modern world values specialization and technical proficiency. These aforementioned majors tend to provide little of either. As such, the student who devotes his undergraduate career to them will not thereby be empowered to land a well-paid position. This fact was not communicated to me with any force by the academic advisors I have had. Instead, it was encouraged that I, upon completion of my degree, attend graduate or professional school.

This recommendation reveals quite a lot. Indeed, it is an admission that, when studied at the undergraduate level, the aforementioned majors do not prepare one for gainful employment. They seem in fact quite inadequate to that task. Further education and study, then, is required if one is to acquire or secure quality employment.

However, the possession of advanced degrees no longer guarantees one quality, secured employment. That the (academic) marketplace currently suffers an overabundance of doctorates -- especially in the humanities and social sciences – is well-known. Consequently, those who earn such degrees face stiff competition for placement as faculty. By no means is the attainment of a tenure-track position assured (if it is even possible).

Those who major in mathematics or physics, then, are in demand. Their studies have equipped them with the knowledge and skills employers need and want. However, the number of students who have declared said majors has declined. As such, there exists a “mismatch” in the marketplace between the demand and supply of technically adept employees. Is it any wonder, then, that our country has witnessed high unemployment rates? One suspects that things will only get worse and the market will become even more frustrated as a result thereof.

In the interest of disclosure: I have chosen psychology as my major; my minors are mathematics and philosophy. I did not choose a minor in mathematics because I am an unusually gifted mathematician. Rather, I selected that minor because I think advanced numeracy is mandatory in today’s job market. Academic advisors outside the sciences, however, do not impress this fact upon their advisees. Career counselors are even more pathetic and useless and say nothing that I myself do not already know.

It seems, therefore, that a liberal arts education is being “sold” as worthwhile per se. I would suggest otherwise. How, for example, is the student of psychology and sociology to find employment immediately upon graduation? She cannot, at least not readily. When I researched prospective jobs, I found that most required mathematical, scientific or technical acumen. To be conversant in philosophy, while impressive and noble, is not the same. It will not impress employers who demand some familiarity with, say, differential equations.

I am truly upset that no adviser ever confronted me with these facts. If one had, I probably would have selected a “harder” major or minor sooner rather than later. I first declared a minor in mathematics my junior year, and did so only after I researched jobs. As a result, I am required to complete four mathematics courses this year, which will impose a lot of stress and hard work.

My experience shows that, at least at present moment, no dearth of jobs exists for those trained in mathematics and the sciences. I surmise, therefore, that a principal cause of unemployment today is a fundamental and pervasive mismatch: a mismatch between applicants’ and employers’ abilities, expectations and needs. This mismatch has been fostered and perpetuated -- in no small measure, I would say -- by and within the academy.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Truth (by anon)


“What is truth?”  I want to say that I don’t know.  But that would be partially incorrect.  In the very question, if I take it to be the right question, I’m already saying that I partially know.  I am saying that truth is a what, a something, some fact or person or path to take.  But I may be in error already, in the very question.

“What is truth?”  We all want to know.  It is the seed of curiosity that wells from within and propels us toward a litany of candidates.  Religion, science, subjectivity, objectivity, facts, logic, language.  They are all part of a lottery drawing where the tickets are forever beyond our grasp, the ungraspable.  Or it’s quite possible that the tickets are of our own making.  A fake lottery.  An invented lottery.  The great lottery fiction where all the people who claim to be in the truth are their own main characters playing their own heroic roles.  Little people playing little roles.

In some places, truth is a safe haven for those to feel comfortable as if it were home.  It is a warm enveloping.  To others, truth is an insatiable pursuit to find that which seems to be an emptiness in oneself.  One has to find that truth, because it must be there, somewhere.  Still others, truth is something to be feared for there are many who wield truth as a weapon to inflict it upon the untrue.  If you are one of the unlucky untrue, you must beware for the banner of truth must be obeyed, so they say.  You are either part of the herd and obedient or you will face just wrath.  Conceptions of truth can be beautiful, driving, binding, ugly, even evil.  It’s a wonder truth has persisted so long.

What I mean to say is that I’ve given up on the fantasy.  A fantasy that has its face pushed against a void, is itself a void.  It is more meaningful to ask about whom I love and care for.  Who can I help?  Who can I talk to?  This is a return to asking about “who” rather than “what.”  This is a return to humanity, to who matters.  And that is all the truth I need.

Saturday, November 5, 2011

CRACK KILLS!!! (by the wardrobe police)

On campus, I have noticed  the fashion statement of the past continues. Fellas like to wear their jeans/shorts under their ass and give the rest of us the auspicious sight of either their favorite pair of Calvin Klein drawers or even the CRACK OF THEIR ASS! Fellas WAKE-UP!! Do you even know what the significance is of this fashion statement  is? If you dont let me enlighten you. This is a statement that originates within the correctional system, in lay terms PRISON! When an inmate has been "claimed" by another inmate, that inmate would have to give up his belt to his claimee. This would then let other inmates know this particular inmate has already been claimed. It would also allow easier access for the kind of love making that is only found within the prison system. I am under the assumption that all of you envokeing and participating in this fashion statement are free men, why would you want to allow free access to your ass? I would also like to point out that this "fashion trend" lost its Mojo in 2005.. FIND A NEW STYLE!! Save all of us the sight of your pee-stained, cinnamon striped drawers and PULL YOUR PANTS UP!!!

Ladies. I know that "Skinny Jeans" are the new envogue thing to have in your wardrobe. Please be aware that just because you can doesnt mean you are supposed to! Two reasons. 1) If you sufffer from dunlops (the condition were your tummy dunlops over the sides of you pants) it is a horrific sight for all those around you to see the human body stuffed into clothes that dont fit right. You look like a walking piece of sausage. Not to mention the sight of jiggling flesh on another human being is just plain gross. 2) When you sit down in the seat directly in front of someone, your skinny jeans reveal a side of you that noone wants to see during classtime. I.E. the CRACK OF YOUR ASS!! It is very distracting for all of the wrong reasons. Some of you go so far as to not even put on drawers out of fear, for GHAST, a panty line. This is even more disgusting.

Can everyone just take a bit of time when picking out the wardrobe of the day? Please be aware that whether you care or not people are looking at you. Please be considerate of those who are forced to spend time in your presensce, either passing by you on the way to class or directly in class itself and cover the CRACK OF YOUR ASS!  PRETTY-PLEASE

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Purrrrrr.....me likey the cats (by meow)

I'm a student and I currently live near campus in an apartment that does not allow cats, and up until I moved here, I have lived with cats my entire life, and I've always wished I could have a cat around. At my parents house about an hour away, I have 8 or 9 cats (don't worry - we're not just crazy cat people - they are indoor/outdoor cats, plus most of them fell into our hands because they were stray/abandoned kittens, and who could turn down a lost kitten?) and I get to see them every weekend when I go home (it's usually the highlight of my weekend).

I enjoy the company of my cats more than the company of my roommate and her friends who are always over (and most people for that matter, which I guess is weird - but seriously, a lot of people are really not fun to be around, and since cats can't talk, they are never as insulting, annoying, boring, infuriating, or stupid). So I really like having at least one cat around because cats are loving, comforting, and entertaining. But since I can't have a cat in my apartment, if I were to keep one here, I would be thrown out and/or I would have to pay a crap load of money for bringing it here. Either way, I just can't have a cat. Even the apartments that do allow cats typically charge a monthly fee, PLUS a deposit (that is sometimes refundable), and it already costs enough to own a cat (litter, food, toys, etc.), plus the apartment I'm in now is the best one there is.

Anyway, I tried pet rats instead, and they were OK but certainly not the same as a cat. When I have a cat to come home to, I'm happy. If I'm stressed/angry/sad, hanging out with a cat usually makes me feel better. If I'm bored, I can try to teach it tricks or just play with it. If I have scraps from dinner, I can take joy in feeding them to my cat instead of just sending them down the disposal. Sometimes my cat even likes to watch T.V. and movies with me, and will tell me when it's time to take a break from my school work, and even wake me up in the morning. Also, depending on the cat, I could actually take it for a walk sometimes.

So as you see, a cat is almost necessary for my well-being. But I can't have one. Why? I know it could scratch things, but I'd keep its nails trimmed and have a thing for it to scratch (and of course I'd repair any damages before I moved out). And I know they can leave messes, but what's the difference if I have to get the carpet cleaned anyway? And I'm pretty sure if my cat started peeing somewhere other than the litter box, I would not let that continue because that is just ridiculous to let happen. So I'm a responsible person! If my roommate can have friends over to party every night without having to pay a deposit or a monthly fee for that, why can't I have a cat for free as well? A bunch of stupid drunk people are bound to do just as much, if not more damage to my apartment than a single cat is bound to do. So what the hell?? Why do apartments tell me I can't have a cat (or make me pay an unreasonable amount for one)?

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Proud to be a White Man! (by anon)

Now before I start my rant, I first want to say that I am NOT a backwoods, redneck, racist.  All I am saying is that this whole being a white man does not mean what it used to and that is good.  We have progressed to a point in society that being black, Asian, a woman, or anything other than a white man doesn't mean that you cannot succeed in this great nation.  That is what this country is founded on and the way it needs to be.

After saying that, I will begin my rant.  I am from a small, predominately, farming community in central Wisconsin, and that will always be my home because it’s filled with good hardworking American families.  I come from a very specific background which has lead to my beliefs.  Women in this country want to cry for equality, but don't understand what that word means.  Equality means you have the same chance as every other person, not equal numbers.  One example of this is refs in professional sports.  There is only one ref in the NBA that is female, and none in the NFL.  Well take a look at the fucking numbers, there is only one ref in the minor leagues for the MLB, well let’s say there are 100 minor league umps, that means her chances of making it to the MLB should be 1%.  Well those odds aren't that good, does that mean that the MLB is full of sexist fucking pigs that don't want women to ump, NO!!!!  It means that there aren't enough women trying to become professional umps.  Then let’s look at the race differences in this country.  Is racism completely gone in this country, of course not and anybody who says otherwise is a fool.  I have talked with my friends, who are of a different race, and I asked how much money they got from the government and it literally takes my breath away.  They always like to tell me that well I'm the first generation of my family to go to college to which I respond me fucking too!  Did I get any money from the government because of my skin color...FUCK NO!!!!!!  Race doesn't hold anybody back anymore, if someone wants to go to college they have to do it the same as a white man does, by getting good grades and doing the extra effort to make you stand out.  I am so sick and tired of hearing the bullshit that minorities in this country try to spew out at me every day, well the government is holding me back, you wouldn't understand because you’re white.  The only racism in this country anymore is the racism that minorities are putting on themselves and making the fucking excuses to why they shouldn't have to put in the work.  That's what is holding anybody back in today’s societies, themselves.  Then I have to hear about people bitching that they can't go to college because they don't have the money to go (which also can tie into the race card).  You know what I had to do to pay my way through college...suck it up and work a shitty job for the last 5 years.  At 16, I drove a pea combine for 90-100 hours a week for my summer.  You can always find a job; it’s just that people always think that they are too good for the shit work.  I did the shit work for the last 5 years and nobody can tell me otherwise.  It has cost me the summers and all the fun comes with it, but big fucking deal, I did what I had to do to.  In today's struggling job market, people are looking for the best people to work for them, not the best white man.  If anybody is really getting screwed over anymore, it's the white man.  No longer is it really just looking at the best possible candidate for the position, everybody is so god-dammed politically correct all the time, that they need the diversity.  So for a white man to get ahead in this country anymore, we need to be better than everyone else to get the jobs we want because if it is a tie, nine times out of ten it won't be going to me.  Then if I do get the job over the minority, everyone is going to think that it was because of me being a white man and not because of the hard work and dedication that I have put in.

Now there are all these people who want to tell me that we need to embrace Latino history month, Black or Asian history month, and celebrate Breast Cancer Awareness month.  What do the white people get????  Every time we try to celebrate our history and be proud of what we are we get shamed into thinking that we are racists.  I say NO, be proud of what has been accomplished.  Every time one of these celebrations comes along and it’s just putting a bigger riff into society.  Minorities are dividing this country because every time we have a celebration for only one group of people, its separates us into groups again.  Why not just be proud to be American and embrace it no matter the skin color or gender?  I think it’s because minorities want an excuse to get out of the hard work and determination it takes to succeed in this country.  I firmly believe that nothing should ever just be handed out, they need to be earned.  If you want to do something great, then get off your ass and do what it takes to get it done and don't stop until you get it!